I will never forget Bellingham’s plastic bag problem, especially because it is so contrary to everything else in Bellingham. In the city you could be fined for leaving your dog waste; you had to bag it. And that’s what the dog-walkers of Bellingham did. They bagged the waste, and then left the bag. Apparently the fine for littering was less than that for dog poo. It’s quite ridiculous when you’re walking or riding and all along the path are plastic bags after plastic bags, tied and left. Apparently poo is beyond some people to handle, after you’ve already put it in the bag.
I would recommend, instead of wrapping the waste in plastic and leaving it, thus littering and preventing proper decomposition, that you just kick it to the side. Use a stick if you need to. Allow the waste to decompose and avoiding littering. Don’t worry, the only people that’ll see you are the ones who saw you litter anyways.
The second offense of improper plastic bag use came (unfortunately) from KMRE, the local radio station. They have segments throughout the day of various educational lessons. We love KMRE, but were put off by the silliness of one of their recommendations.
This particular lesson had to do with the proper handling of a dead bird you found in your yard. As we understood it, this was a sign of the End Times. The recommendation was that you only touch it with plastic gloves and wrap it in three layers of plastic. If you were sentimental, you could bury it. If you weren’t, throw it in the trash.
I don’t know where to start. Three layers of plastic? It’s a bird. Get a shovel, dig a hole and use a stick to push the bird in if you’re that terrified of it. Throw it in the trash? Sometimes people are very far removed from the natural cycle of things, and they wonder why they feel out of sync, why the world isn’t operating the way they want it to. They ignore what natural processes nature has already established to take care of animals which have died, and instead, decide to make up their own rules.
Burying an animal doesn’t have to do with sentiments. It doesn’t even have to be buried. You should not interrupt the natural cycle of decomposition. That bird has a purpose to serve in death just as it did in life. If you don’t want your dog or your children playing with it, bury it. Either way allow it to decompose.
This is also connected to what I dislike about this whole “Green” movement. It’s just a buzz word people are using to sound like they’re being protective, or concious, but then you see what people are doing on an every day basis and you have to say, “Wait…what?” If you’re going to do “Green” things, then be aware that the proper way to do things would be to recongize and respect the natural forces already in play. The “Green” movement started millions of years ago with the earth. We didn’t create it. We don’t create the rules for it. Respect it and stop wrapping stuff in plastic.


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